)captain__82's Recent Statuses
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Tue, 14-May-24 6:33 AM (18 hours ago)
I think Borat is in the chatroom, a user is going through all the guys saying, "hello, nice evening, I love your dick, jagshemash." ... I added the jagshemash bit to be fair
Sat, 11-May-24 5:18 PM (3 days ago)
Didn't get to see the northern lights last night, but I did see a naked lady, swings and roundabouts
we are going to the beach barbequing, maybe see the lights tonight
(3 days ago)
I was too busy admiring my southern moon.
(3 days ago)
Thu, 2-May-24 10:28 PM (12 days ago)
Oooh look now on mobile we have a countdown of the characters we use in updates and comments. Nice one skipper
Wed, 1-May-24 6:45 AM (13 days ago)
Who remembers EmilyAndNathan? They where around a couple of years ago...well Emily is back. EmilyRay
Ahh thanks for the welcome back Capt, and for encouraging it hahahha xx
(13 days ago)
You could ask me to help glue wallpaper to the wall and it would be fun 😁 hey captain sexy pants with the sexy eyes...enjoy your nap I'll be there is spirit
(17 days ago)
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Wed, 24-Apr-24 5:17 AM (20 days ago)
I'll be honest, I don't like it. It's like when the grocery store move everything around
Think it's more to do with my Asperger's than the site itself
(20 days ago)
It's been a rough time for a lot of sectors, especially restaurants/bars. I know that doesn't help to know that. Sending hugs your way. xx
(189 days ago)
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Wed, 11-Oct-23 5:27 AM (216 days ago)
Rugby fans! Some good quarter final matches coming up, what are your predictions?
There's some great teams out there and of course I'll be rooting for nz in the final ....Ireland are looking good just like Fiji against oz
(216 days ago)
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Fri, 29-Sep-23 6:31 AM (228 days ago)
Gab, what's happened to status and notifications? It's like someone moved my furniture about while I was out.
Notifications was in error and will be fixed ASAP. Status on mobile, what has changed other than the addition of the badges which were missing (on mobile) before?
(228 days ago)
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Tue, 26-Sep-23 9:16 PM (231 days ago)
For more than four years, my about me on my profile has been "fun loving pirate" chat gpt has come up with something much better. Grab a drink and a snack and enjoy
A-Team van has to be a must have, even in 1700s🤣🤣
(230 days ago)
Anya brings out the best in Captain 82, and he makes her feel safe and protected. Their love is strong, resilient, and true
(230 days ago)
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Sun, 24-Sep-23 9:10 PM (233 days ago)
What's your favourite position? For sleeping I mean. I lik what's known as the hugger.
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For sleeping? It used to be at work, my office door locked, leaning back in my chair, phone off the hook. I would usually wake up just in time to go home for the day 
(233 days ago)
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Sat, 23-Sep-23 6:55 AM (234 days ago)
I be's a spyin' wi' me one good eye (in') sommat a be a beginnin' wi' A.G.R
He,l9 captain sexy pants with the sexy eyes and butt..,I guessed right and thanks for missing me..,got your great gif the second I signed in,it was yum
(234 days ago)
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Glad to see you're back, what have you been up to?
(234 days ago)
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Just living life like everyone else....I hate my tablet lol I can't see who I am responding to
(234 days ago)
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Thu, 21-Sep-23 7:31 PM (236 days ago)
🏴☠️ a pullin' me puddin' an' back on the front page mateys🏴☠️
Wed, 20-Sep-23 2:54 PM (237 days ago)
Was on the main page today, then poof gone again. Ah well, how blows ye fair winds mateys! 🏴☠️
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Thu, 31-Aug-23 1:27 PM (257 days ago)
In the pub the peanut dispenser said I looked sexy, but the cigarette machine said I looked like shit. The barman told me the peanuts are complementary but the ciggy machine is out of order
Go straight to jail, do not pass go or collect £200. Yo Cap: )
(257 days ago)
Mon, 21-Aug-23 12:30 PM (267 days ago)
Best start getting ready for work, which means putting clothes on
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Sun, 13-Aug-23 9:39 PM (275 days ago)
Watching a survival show on TV you get a tarp and first aid kit, but you're allowed 10 other items, what are you bringing? I'm interested in what you guys pick
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I like Juicy's list but since we have a hatchet can we swap the knife for a good book to read? (something I can read again and again if I am going to be out there for a while)
(274 days ago)
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Sat, 12-Aug-23 5:07 PM (276 days ago)
So it turns out that the "personal file" ain't that personal and anyone can see the pics you upload there.
To me that defeats the purpose. Why bother posting in your blog if it has already been seen?
(276 days ago)
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Thu, 10-Aug-23 6:15 AM (278 days ago)
Has NN been tweaking the movie version of the site? I've seen some small improvements that I appreciate
So far I've got Johnny Depp to play me (obviously) and I'm in talks with Taylor Swift to play with pixie....I mean to play pixie.
(278 days ago)
I’ve gone with Michael Keaton …. Or is it Buster Keaton …. Lol
(278 days ago)
I call dibs on Claire Danes!
(278 days ago)
A friend in need is a pain in the arse: P
(295 days ago)
A friend with weed is a friend indeed!💚
(295 days ago)
Sat, 22-Jul-23 6:09 PM (297 days ago)
How do you tell with a worm which end is which? Put it in a bowl of flour and wait until it farts.
You obviously have way to much time on your hands; P Yo Cap; )
(297 days ago)